Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
The gods have grown tired of hearing guards retell their one-line life story to any passing adventurer!
Henceforth, any man who dares to mention an arrow and a knee in the same sentence shall be struck down with divine lightning!
Are you tired of hearing guards tell you their life story? Are you tired of feigning sympathy?
Are you tired of BLOWING THEM TO SMITHEREENS because you don’t care (and then getting arrested)?
Well NO LONGER!
The divines have grown tired too!
Henceforth, any man who dares to mention an arrow and a knee in the same sentence shall be immediately struck down with lightning!
And, by popular demand, Sheogorath and Alduin now have gripes of their own!
Daedric Punishment for Insults Related to Sweetrolls
Dragon Punishment for Cloud District Quips
These mods are all compatible.
